|You can't have pizza!|
They don't want any harm happening to anyone, they smell trouble and get to the site in a jiffy (by a process called chemotaxis) and then, they quickly gobble down anything that seems pathogenic (with a muffled giggle!)
They always have a few crumbs left hanging from their overgrown mustaches (they are antigen presenting cells), an evidence of their gluttony.
That's why we call them totally hungry.
Their names? Macrophage, monocytes, neutrophils & dendritic cells!
Written by Jolhf Mathai Koshy